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A guy walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and orders her to open the vault. She says, "But sir, it's just a sperm bank!"

"Open it now!" he demands.

She opens the vault, and it's full of test tube samples.

"Take one and drink it" says the guy.

"But it's sperm!" she pleads

"Do it Now!" he says

So the nurse sucks it back

"That one there, drink that one as well" he continues

The nurse does as she's told.

Finally, after four samples the man taks off his skii mask. It's her husband!

"See?" he says ...... "Was that so bad?!"
 

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A man in a grocery store asks the checkout girl for some condoms.

"What size?" she asks

"I don't really know" he replies.

The girl reaches across the counter, into the guy's pants, and fondles his schlong.

"One box of medium condoms to register five" she says over the intercom.

The guy pays for his condoms and leaves the store.

A teenage boy sees what happened and can't believe his eyes.

He decides to get a cheap thrill.

"Some condoms" he requests to the checkout girl

"What size" she asks

"I don't know" he replies

The girl reaches over, unzips his fly, gropes his crotch, and says into the intercom............ "Cleanup at register five"
 

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